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PostSubject: A Shadow and an Incubator   Wed Jan 06, 2016 1:54 pm

ShadowKnight and I like to play Cards Against Humanity online, but we don't just play the game. We tend to stick around in the chat and collaborate in a skype call to come up with some pretty funny shit. Every now and again, either me or Shadow will post whatever RP runs that we found very memorable here.

As for our roles, Shadow plays as some random idiot that Kyubey decided to make a contract with. Kyubey had no idea who he was about to make a contract with so this guy practically breaks him. So now he isn't as apathetic as he normally used to be. I play the role of said broken Kyubey.

Do not try to add anything to this thread. This is merely for reading purposes only. If you wish to comment on some of the runs, you may. Every character in any RP here is an individual person, and are not made by us, so we don't know how they might respond. We might not be the only ones collaborating in the skype call, so I will post a short list of everyone who was in the call at the top of the RP run.
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PostSubject: Best anime crossover ever   Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:02 pm

(Collaborators: Kyubey, ShadowOphion)

[12:26:08 AM] * Kyubey gets his head stuck in a bucket
[12:26:25 AM] * Kyubey runs into a wall
[12:26:41 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> *attempts to pull the bucket off Kyubey's head*
[12:26:43 AM] <ShadowOphion> HA
[12:26:52 AM] * ShadowOphion kicks Kyubey down a hill
[12:27:14 AM] <Kyubey> ow, ow, ow, ow, *thud* ow...
[12:27:26 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> *slaps Shadow* Really?
[12:27:39 AM] <ShadowOphion> He deserved it
[12:28:02 AM] <ShadowOphion> He took my soul
[12:28:11 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> How…?
[12:28:17 AM] <Kyubey> hey, you reaaaaly wanted that sandwitch
[12:28:25 AM] <ShadowOphion> I CANT HELP IT
[12:28:31 AM] <ShadowOphion> I WAS HUNGRY
[12:28:38 AM] <ShadowOphion> AND WIFE WASN'T HOME
[12:28:41 AM] <ShadowOphion> MY*
[12:28:43 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH
[12:28:45 AM] <Kyubey> you even read the contract.
[12:29:04 AM] <Kyubey> and you still said yes  
[12:29:14 AM] <ShadowOphion> I DON'T WANNA
[12:29:20 AM] <Kyubey> NOBODY READS THE CONTRACT!
[12:29:35 AM] <ShadowOphion> CAUSE IT'S 20 DAYS LONG
[12:29:40 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Well, Shadow
[12:29:42 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> the lesson is
[12:29:46 AM] <ShadowOphion> And you kinda had me at 1 free wish
[12:29:50 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> NEXT TIME MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH
[12:29:57 AM] <Kyubey> thats normally the selling point...
[12:30:02 AM] <ShadowOphion> I SAID I DIDN'T WANNA
[12:30:14 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> LAZY *slaps Shadow again*
[12:30:26 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Problem?
[12:30:30 AM] <h5ecdxkdJ_> Yes
[12:30:35 AM] <h5ecdxkdJ_> Big problem
[12:30:45 AM] <DickInYourAss> like this dick
[12:30:47 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Actually I'm a little blue penguin.
[12:30:54 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Little being the key word.
[12:31:05 AM] <ShadowOphion> Size doesn't mater
[12:31:07 AM] <ShadowOphion> matter*
[12:31:12 AM] <Kyubey> ...
[12:31:18 AM] <Kyubey> *facepaw
[12:31:21 AM] <ShadowOphion> Except for Kyubey
[12:31:28 AM] <ShadowOphion> Kyubey is too small
[12:31:48 AM] <h5ecdxkdJ_> poor kyubey
[12:31:54 AM] <Kyubey> everybody thinks im a cat...
[12:32:03 AM] <ShadowOphion> WAIT YOU AREN'T?
[12:32:08 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> But you aren't a cat.
[12:32:16 AM] <Kyubey> no, im not....
[12:32:25 AM] <ShadowOphion> YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE
[12:32:36 AM] <Kyubey> you kepy cutting me off...
[12:32:42 AM] <Kyubey> *kept
[12:33:24 AM] <ShadowOphion> Oh right you tried saying you a, "Inqubator"?
[12:33:37 AM] <Kyubey> *sigh* close enough...
[12:33:42 AM] <ShadowOphion> OH RIGHT
[12:33:58 AM] <ShadowOphion> The girl on the pumpkin said she was a cat
[12:34:15 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Well obviously the girl on the pumpkin was blind
[12:34:22 AM] <Kyubey> girl on a pum-... oh...
[12:34:25 AM] <ShadowOphion> I get you guys both mixed up
[12:34:26 AM] <Kyubey> her...
[12:34:32 AM] <ShadowOphion> Since ya know
[12:34:36 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> You don't like her?
[12:34:44 AM] <ShadowOphion> You both are assholes who lied to me
[12:34:46 AM] <Kyubey> no, its just...
[12:35:05 AM] <ShadowOphion> We kinda got a little...blown up
[12:35:35 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Blown up...
[12:35:47 AM] <Kyubey> yep.
[12:35:54 AM] <ShadowOphion> Yeah
[12:36:14 AM] <ShadowOphion> We were tasked with going to kill a witch
[12:36:20 AM] <ShadowOphion> And we got to her house
[12:36:25 AM] <ShadowOphion> I busted in the window
[12:36:33 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Right.
[12:36:37 AM] <ShadowOphion> And landed in her tub while she was taking a bath
[12:36:43 AM] <Kyubey> then i came in...
[12:36:47 AM] <ShadowOphion> And I was like "Daym"
[12:37:03 AM] <Kyubey> then i hit him
[12:37:06 AM] <ShadowOphion> Ye
[12:37:07 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> …you didn't kill the witch did you
[12:37:13 AM] <Kyubey> then boom.
[12:37:15 AM] <ShadowOphion> Weeelll
[12:37:16 AM] <Kyubey> no
[12:37:20 AM] <ShadowOphion> Ys/no
[12:37:23 AM] <ShadowOphion> Yes*
[12:37:24 AM] <Kyubey> we werent able to kill her...
[12:37:30 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> You blew up the house?
[12:37:32 AM] <Kyubey> technically
[12:37:33 AM] <ShadowOphion> Turns out she was a cat
[12:37:38 AM] <ShadowOphion> A magical cat
[12:37:44 AM] <Kyubey> 9 lives
[12:37:54 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> So the witch was a cat
[12:38:06 AM] <ShadowOphion> And we took her soul, but it wasn't a witches' soul, so she fucked up our soul batch
[12:38:14 AM] <Kyubey> we failed that test big time...
[12:38:18 AM] <ShadowOphion> Yeah
[12:38:28 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Well. There's always next time?
[12:38:34 AM] <ShadowOphion> We were about to become Death Miesters  
[12:38:44 AM] <ShadowOphion> We have to collect another 100 souls...
[12:38:50 AM] * Kyubey covers shades mouth
[12:38:53 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> What is a Death Meister
[12:39:04 AM] <ShadowOphion> *Mumbles*
[12:39:05 AM] <Kyubey> were not supposed to mention that...
[12:39:14 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> No worries. I won't tell.
[12:39:17 AM] * ShadowOphion mumbles more
[12:39:31 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> There's no one to tell in Antartica.
[12:39:34 AM] * Kyubey jumps off
[12:39:51 AM] <ThatLittleBlueCunt> WANT SOME OF THIS BLUE YUCKY NESS?
[12:40:06 AM] <ShadowOphion> I didn't know Ness was Yucky... or Blue
[12:40:21 AM] <ShadowOphion> I thought he was just a kid with a Baseball bat
[12:40:28 AM] <Kyubey> same...
[12:40:31 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> So did I.  
[12:40:35 AM] <ShadowOphion> And some magical ass Psychic powers
[12:41:25 AM] * Kyubey nips at ShadowOphion's ankle
[12:41:33 AM] <ShadowOphion> ...
[12:41:47 AM] <Kyubey> im hungry
[12:41:53 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Eat something then.
[12:42:02 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> I have fish. It's raw…
[12:42:09 AM] <ShadowOphion> You have the power to grant wishes, yet you can't make your own damn food?
[12:42:23 AM] <Kyubey> well... i...
[12:42:31 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> I wasn't aware you had a cat
[12:42:41 AM] <Kyubey> IM NOT A CAT!
[12:42:53 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Would you like some fish, Kyubey
[12:43:05 AM] <ShadowOphion> Nah
[12:43:12 AM] <ShadowOphion> Talk to his cousin, Happy
[12:43:16 AM] <Kyubey> thats ok.
[12:43:17 AM] <ShadowOphion> He loves raw fish
[12:43:35 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> More for me *noms fish*  
[12:43:57 AM] <Kyubey> ...
[12:43:59 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> You are what you eat?
[12:44:01 AM] <Kyubey> catfish?
[12:44:04 AM] <ShadowOphion> I guess
[12:44:16 AM] <ShadowOphion> To the first not what Kyubey said
[12:44:21 AM] <ShadowOphion> That was fucking stupid
[12:44:32 AM] <ThatLittleBlueCunt> LIKE YOU?
[12:44:34 AM] <Kyubey> yea, it was...
[12:45:07 AM] <ShadowOphion> I'l have you know that in my class, I was the only graduate
[12:45:17 AM] <ShadowOphion> I passed with a 1.0
[12:45:26 AM] <ThatLittleBlueCunt> GOOD ON YA SHADOW ORPHANE
[12:45:37 AM] <ShadowOphion> Why thank you
[12:45:44 AM] <ThatLittleBlueCunt> You bum
[12:45:56 AM] <ShadowOphion> I have a job and a house
[12:46:01 AM] * Kyubey starts to back away
[12:46:02 AM] <ShadowOphion> >.>
[12:46:19 AM] <ThatLittleBlueCunt> Good on ya im still at school cause this isnt a game for adults
[12:46:32 AM] <ThatLittleBlueCunt> iTS A GAME FOR YOUR MUM
[12:46:44 AM] <ShadowOphion> My mom died due to a disease, me and my bro tried bringing her back through the use of Alchemy buuuut
[12:46:54 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> You failed?
[12:46:57 AM] <ShadowOphion> Yeeeee
[12:47:10 AM] <ShadowOphion> I lost my leg and my bro lost his entire body
[12:47:15 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Dabbling in the dark arts is always finicky business.
[12:47:28 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Do you have a prosthesis?
[12:47:34 AM] <ShadowOphion> I brought my bro's soul back but lost my right arm
[12:48:01 AM] <ShadowOphion> I attached it to a suit of armor
[12:48:18 AM] <ShadowOphion> Now he's this big dude with a high voice
[12:48:28 AM] <ShadowOphion> And I'm only 4'11 but 16
[12:50:39 AM] <Kyubey> nope
[12:50:41 AM] <shit> skeleton
[12:50:44 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> No.
[12:50:48 AM] <ShadowOphion> SKULL JOKE
[12:51:25 AM] <ShadowOphion> That's what my crew musician says when ever he makes a joke about being a skeleton
[12:51:36 AM] <Kyubey> hes wierd...
[12:51:43 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Bony.
[12:51:43 AM] <ShadowOphion> He's very weird
[12:51:50 AM] <ShadowOphion> But he's cool
[12:53:02 AM] <ShadowOphion> I also have my swordsman with 3 swords and green hair, my longshot with a giant ass slingshot, my navigator with a lighting god staff, my random ass crew member who can make multiple arms out of thin
[12:53:34 AM] <ShadowOphion> air, my engineer who's a robot and my doctor who is a deer who can shapeshift
[12:53:48 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> You travel a lot then I see.
[12:53:52 AM] <ShadowOphion> Yeah  
[12:54:07 AM] <ShadowOphion> I wanna find the ultimate pirate treasure
[12:54:13 AM] <ShadowOphion> And become king of the pirates
[12:54:15 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Alas, I am just a Penguin. With an extensive weapons cache.
[12:54:25 AM] <Kyubey> too bad he bound his soul.
[12:55:07 AM] <ShadowOphion> Well I can still find it
[12:55:26 AM] <ShadowOphion> But it's gonna take me 10 more years with filler
[12:55:32 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> You just have to take Kyubey with you
[12:55:39 AM] <ShadowOphion> Ummm
[12:55:46 AM] <ShadowOphion> I kinda don't have a choie with that
[12:55:52 AM] <ShadowOphion> He just follows me
[12:55:52 AM] <Kyubey> /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
[12:56:03 AM] <ShadowOphion> Like this one time
[12:56:24 AM] <ShadowOphion> I found this giant mech head underground and a key in the shape of the drill
[12:56:49 AM] * Kyubey sits
[12:57:00 AM] <ShadowOphion> And then we took it outside and found another mech for my bro
[12:57:25 AM] <ShadowOphion> We combined our 2 mechs and created the ultimate fighting mech
[12:57:33 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Mechatron
[12:57:34 AM] <ShadowOphion> We fought all types of enemies
[12:58:03 AM] <ShadowOphion> But then... when we fought the first general of the spiral king, he died
[12:58:24 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Spiral King?
[12:58:31 AM] <ShadowOphion> And I was extremely depressed for like 3 episo.... I mean days
[12:58:46 AM] <ShadowOphion> Oh he's the king of the enemies I fought
[12:58:54 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> I see.
[12:59:04 AM] <Kyubey> oh boy, this is the long version...
[12:59:06 AM] <ShadowOphion> Kinda suppressing the people I lived with
[12:59:16 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Right
[12:59:30 AM] <ShadowOphion> So then we met this chick with flower like eyes and hair
[1:00:08 AM] <ShadowOphion> Turns out she was the daughter of the spiral king, so she teamed up with us, and then we killed him by drilling him
[1:00:29 AM] <ShadowOphion> After that some aliens showed up .
[1:00:35 AM] <ShadowOphion> Turns out she had their DNA
[1:00:41 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Aliens...
[1:00:51 AM] <ShadowOphion> So then we went to space to rescue her
[1:01:07 AM] <ShadowOphion> We then found the race of the Anti-spiral
[1:01:26 AM] <ShadowOphion> We fought the leader, we threw galaxies at each othe
[1:01:29 AM] <ShadowOphion> other*
[1:01:46 AM] <Kyubey> hes not exagerating...
[1:01:48 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Sounds like a rather extensive ser- I mean, adventure.
[1:01:49 AM] <ShadowOphion> And then after saving her, she faded out of existant
[1:02:13 AM] <ShadowOphion> existence*
[1:02:26 AM] <ShadowOphion> So yeah
[1:02:41 AM] <ShadowOphion> He was in my hot friend's boobs the entire time
[1:02:47 AM] <ShadowOphion> Kyubey that is
[1:02:51 AM] <Kyubey> /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
[1:03:21 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> ok.
[1:03:26 AM] <ShadowOphion> Yeah...
[1:04:06 AM] <ShadowOphion> So then after that, we went off to train with my old master Jiraya
[1:04:32 AM] <ShadowOphion> Then we came back to our village 2 years later
[1:04:37 AM] <Madmax> ShadowOphion get a life
[1:04:47 AM] <ShadowOphion> Have you been listening?
[1:04:52 AM] <ShadowOphion> I've been to space
[1:05:12 AM] <Madmax> get a life
[1:05:22 AM] <Kyubey> sorry, i have it...
[1:05:25 AM] <Six> H e ' s B e e n T o S p a c e
[1:05:38 AM] <ShadowOphion> B-but space, and the Grand Line, and battling witches
[1:05:39 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> It's all very well and good I suppose.
[1:05:47 AM] <Madmax> how can u go to space if there is no space ?
[1:05:49 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Hmm...
[1:05:54 AM] <ShadowOphion> Umm
[1:05:58 AM] <ShadowOphion> There is tho
[1:06:02 AM] <ShadowOphion> I've been there
[1:06:02 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> Tell me, Kyubey, is there any downside to doing this?
[1:06:10 AM] <Kyubey> hmm...
[1:06:23 AM] <Kyubey> i tent to "die" alot
[1:06:26 AM] <Kyubey> *tend
[1:06:41 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> I meant for those under your contractual obligations.
[1:06:51 AM] <Kyubey> oh.
[1:07:48 AM] <Kyubey> well, most people who sign the co0ntract go crazy and turn into these monsters they were purposed to kill in due time.
[1:08:12 AM] <Kyubey> most try to kill me in the process.
[1:08:19 AM] <ShadowOphion> So yeah after getting back to the village, I bought this VRMMO called SAO, and when I went into it, the creator took out the log out button and said if we died in the game, we die for real
[1:08:29 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> That's a little bit counterproductive
[1:08:30 AM] <Kyubey> one nearly succeeded
[1:08:37 AM] <ShadowOphion> Not really
[1:08:51 AM] <ShadowOphion> I was stuck there for another 2 years
[1:09:56 AM] <ShadowOphion> And when I got the 74th boss, I found out the creator of te game ran the top guild and I challenged him to a death battle
[1:10:08 AM] <ShadowOphion> I won and killed him
[1:10:28 AM] <ShadowOphion> I went on another adventure after that, buuuut it's boring for that game
[1:10:41 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> right.  
[1:11:30 AM] <ShadowOphion> So then I got enrolled in this school where it ruled the city and the student council president had control over everything
[1:12:24 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> oK. Well, I'm tired and going to bed.
[1:12:30 AM] <ShadowOphion> And when I got there, it turned out my master has been killed by the very thing he created, so I went to confront the council president, I got my ass handed to me
[1:12:40 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> night Shadow, Kyubey.
[1:12:40 AM] <Kyubey> ok /人^ ‿‿ ^人\
[1:12:46 AM] <ShadowOphion> Night
[1:12:49 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> it was a pleasure
[1:12:58 AM] <ShadowOphion> Lol likewise
[1:13:07 AM] <ThatLittleBluePenguin> cya
[1:13:11 AM] <ShadowOphion> Cya
[1:13:13 AM] <Kyubey> bye
[1:17:02 AM] * Kyubey falls over
[1:17:23 AM] * ShadowOphion throws a biscuit at Kyubey
[1:17:54 AM] * Kyubey starts nibbling at the biscuit
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PostSubject: Sans   Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:10 pm

(Collaborators: Kyubey alone)

[12:24:47 AM] <sans> get dunked on!
[12:24:47 AM] <sans> all of you
[12:24:54 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> Nooo
[12:25:00 AM] <Ashley> ...
[12:25:07 AM] <Ashley> Weak....
[12:25:08 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> Hehe
[12:25:17 AM] <Kyubey> i have a bone to pick with you...
[12:25:26 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> XD
[12:25:39 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> I love BONEpuns
[12:25:55 AM] <sans> That wasnt very humerus kiddo
[12:25:56 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> I'm feeling...
[12:26:07 AM] <sans> i must admit i was rattled just a bit tho
[12:26:08 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> BONED up
[12:26:09 AM] <Kyubey> cmon, put some backbone into it
[12:26:39 AM] <Ashley> Puns for Dayz
[12:26:42 AM] <sans> hey..throw me a bone im tired
[12:26:56 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> I can't afford a TrumBONE
[12:27:04 AM] <Kyubey> i cant think of anything...
[12:27:10 AM] <Kyubey> welp, im boned
[12:27:26 AM] <sans> OSHIETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12:27:46 AM] <sans> *ded*
[12:27:57 AM] <sans> *skeleton
[12:28:13 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> Bone-Ng up is the way to go
[12:28:26 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> Nope
[12:28:57 AM] <Kyubey> that was a ton of fun. a skeleTON.
[12:29:16 AM] <sans> Whats rattling your bones kiddo?
[12:29:18 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> BONE-JECTION
[12:29:55 AM] <Ashley> *sits next to Hooloovoo and watches*
[12:29:55 AM] <Kyubey> nothing, just got a funny bone.
[12:30:07 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> Dammit
[12:30:19 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> Uh...
[12:30:29 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> Uuhh...
[12:30:45 AM] <Kyubey> cmon axe, just a femur jokes.
[12:30:57 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> IM THINKING
[12:31:08 AM] <sans> Tibia honest you all are pretty humerus ;33333
[12:31:20 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> Thanx
[12:31:43 AM] <AxeYouAQuestion> I worked myself down to the bone
[12:31:50 AM] <Kyubey> im lovin this shin dig
[12:31:58 AM] <DONGERLORD> Legit
[12:32:27 AM] <sans> heh puns
[12:32:32 AM] <Kyubey> punny
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PostSubject: Sailing ships   Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:24 pm

(Collaborators: Kyubey, ShadowOphion)

[9:25:56 PM] <Ashley> Shade, can I chill on your couch?
[9:26:01 PM] <ShadowOphion> Sure
[9:26:25 PM] <Ashley> Yay <3
[9:26:47 PM] * ShadowOphion puts KYubey in a pillow
[9:26:55 PM] <Kyubey> oh, really? the pillow pet thing again?!?!
[9:26:57 PM] <ShadowOphion> IT'S A PET
[9:27:04 PM] <ShadowOphion> IT'S A PILLOW PET
[9:27:17 PM] <Ashley> *Sits on Shade couch*
[9:27:40 PM] <Ashley> Ayy Wink
[9:27:42 PM] * Kyubey struggles inside the pillow
[9:28:00 PM] * ShadowOphion hands the pillow to Ash * Just in case you need it
[9:28:23 PM] <Ashley> Thank chu >w<
[9:28:57 PM] <Ashley> *kisses Shadow on his cheek*
[9:29:07 PM] <ShadowOphion> >/////<
[9:30:56 PM] * ShadowOphion brings a buffet cart
[9:30:57 PM] <Ashley> Ayy
[9:31:42 PM] <Ashley> *stares at buffet cart*
[9:32:12 PM] * Kyubey 's pillow falls out of Ashley's hands
[9:32:16 PM] <Kyubey> *squeek*
[9:32:34 PM] <Ashley> *Gasp* Kyubey!!!
[9:32:59 PM] * Kyubey struggles in the pillow
[9:33:43 PM] <Ashley> Shadow, what in this pillow?
[9:33:55 PM] <ShadowOphion> It's not just a pillow
[9:33:59 PM] <ShadowOphion> It's also a pet
[9:34:05 PM] <ShadowOphion> It's a pillow pet
[9:34:11 PM] <Kyubey> *muffled noises*
[9:34:23 PM] <Ashley> Kyubey is in it isnt he...
[9:34:34 PM] <ShadowOphion> Maybe =v=
[9:35:28 PM] <ShadowOphion> I'm surprised Kyubey hasn't teleported out of the case yet
[9:35:33 PM] <Ashley> Silly Shade...we gotta let him out
[9:35:43 PM] <Kyubey> *muffled noises stop*
[9:35:54 PM] * Kyubey 's pillow goes flat
[9:36:22 PM] <Ashley> The pillow...
[9:36:30 PM] <Ashley> Its flat...
[9:36:31 PM] <ShadowOphion> Oh, there he goes
[9:36:58 PM] <ShadowOphion> Now the only question is, where is he right now?
[9:37:37 PM] <Ashley> Probably getting more shrooms
[9:37:56 PM] <ShadowOphion> You probably wouldn't be wrong
[9:38:19 PM] * Kyubey comes out of the forest
[9:38:30 PM] <Kyubey> that should be enough for the month...
[9:38:33 PM] <ShadowOphion> Aaand there he is...
[9:38:37 PM] <Ashley> XDDD
[9:38:38 PM] <Kyubey> huh?
[9:38:38 PM] <ShadowOphion> With more shrooms
[9:39:46 PM] <Ashley> Well...cant stop him..
[9:39:53 PM] <ShadowOphion> NOpe
[9:39:59 PM] <Ashley> *falls back onto the couch
[9:40:08 PM] <Kyubey> need me fill /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
[9:41:12 PM] <Ashley> Ayy
[9:41:41 PM] <Ashley> Cmon Shade, sit and relax
[9:41:44 PM] <Kyubey> *ahem* i see green
[9:42:06 PM] <ShadowOphion> Oh o-ok
[9:42:13 PM] * ShadowOphion sits on the couch
[9:42:24 PM] <Ashley> ^.^
[9:43:16 PM] * Kyubey stares into the sky
[9:43:17 PM] <Ashley> Now wheres Kyubey
[9:43:25 PM] <ShadowOphion> He's over there being high
[9:43:31 PM] <Ashley> XD
[9:43:33 PM] <Kyubey> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[9:44:14 PM] * Kyubey dryheaves
[9:44:36 PM] <ShadowOphion> You alright Kubey?
[9:44:51 PM] <Kyubey> i hear private time...
[9:44:58 PM] <ShadowOphion> Oh god...
[9:45:38 PM] <Ashley> *Stares at Shade*
[9:45:41 PM] * Kyubey walks in circles
[9:45:47 PM] <Kyubey> STOP SPINNING!
[9:45:54 PM] <ShadowOphion> Hm? What is it Ash?
[9:46:16 PM] <ShadowOphion> And Kubey you're the one spinning Kyubey]
[9:46:31 PM] <Ashley> Uhhh, Nothing...
[9:46:41 PM] <Kyubey> kkeeeeeeeeeyyyooooooouuuuu beeeeeehhh...
[9:46:58 PM] <ShadowOphion> This is a new level of high
[9:47:07 PM] <Ashley> XD
[9:47:13 PM] <ShadowOphion> This isn't even his final form
[9:48:10 PM] <ShadowOphion> Hey Kyubey, on a scale of 1 to Snoop Dogg, how high are you?
[9:48:16 PM] <Ashley> XD
[9:48:22 PM] <Kyubey> smokesmokesmokesmoke weeeeeeeeeed evry-daay *passes out*
[9:48:36 PM] <Ashley> XDDD
[9:48:37 PM] <ShadowOphion> Yup
[9:50:15 PM] <Ashley> Well...*puts head on Shadows shoulder* Now what?
[9:50:46 PM] <ShadowOphion> We can try to wake Kyubey up by yelling at him Ash
[9:50:55 PM] <Ashley> XDDD
[9:51:32 PM] <Ashley> Sounds great XDD
[9:51:46 PM] <ShadowOphion> KYUBEY WAKE THE FUCK UP
[9:51:50 PM] * Kyubey wakes up* SEA PICKLES!!!!
[9:52:00 PM] <Ashley> DXD
[9:52:06 PM] <Ashley> XDDD*
[9:52:25 PM] * Kyubey starts sprinting at full speed
[9:52:40 PM] <Kyubey> nnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow *crashes into a wall*
[9:52:50 PM] <ShadowOphion> Pffft, nice one Kyubey
[9:53:13 PM] <Ashley> XD
[9:53:39 PM] <Kyubey> the following is an automatic voice message system, "YO MAMA!!!" is not available...
[9:54:09 PM] <ShadowOphion> Kyubey, stop changing the voice mail message
[9:54:15 PM] <Ashley> XD
[9:54:23 PM] <Kyubey> YOUR NOT MY DAD!
[9:54:34 PM] <Ashley> Omg XD
[9:54:58 PM] * ShadowOphion kicks Kyubey into space
[9:55:11 PM] <Ashley> XDDD
[9:55:13 PM] <Kyubey> HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGgggeeeeeeeer....
[9:55:29 PM] <ShadowOphion> *Sigh* Sorry about him
[9:55:39 PM] <Ashley> XD
[9:55:55 PM] <Ashley> He is a sily little guy XD
[9:56:26 PM] <ShadowOphion> Silly is an understatement
[9:56:33 PM] <Ashley> XD
[9:56:50 PM] <Ashley> I wonder how hes doing up there XD
[9:56:57 PM] <Kyubey> TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!? BA BA BU BA BUDA BA!
[9:57:07 PM] <ShadowOphion> He's fine I think
[9:57:24 PM] <Ashley> XDDD
[9:58:01 PM] * Kawano_Rei wonders how incubators would reproduce
[9:58:12 PM] <ShadowOphion> ._>
[9:58:15 PM] <ShadowOphion> ._.*
[9:58:36 PM] <Kyubey> du du du... nutherone bites the dust... bududu du du...
[9:59:14 PM] <Ashley> Now that thats over
[9:59:37 PM] <ShadowOphion> Looks like he might be up there for a while
[9:59:52 PM] <Kyubey> like a g6
[10:00:04 PM] <Ashley> *jumps back onto couch*
[10:00:56 PM] <Ashley> You gonna sit?
[10:01:09 PM] <ShadowOphion> I've been sitting ._.
[10:01:17 PM] <Ashley> XD
[10:01:29 PM] <ShadowOphion> Idk how I could sit anymore
[10:01:48 PM] <ShadowOphion> I guess I can sit on a chair that's on the couch
[10:02:34 PM] <Ashley> *puts my head on Shadows shoulder*
[10:02:46 PM] <ShadowOphion> You ok there Ash?
[10:02:59 PM] <Kyubey> party like a rock. party like a rockstar...
[10:03:15 PM] <Ashley> Yeah =D
[10:03:53 PM] <ShadowOphion> Damn, Kyubey is really high
[10:04:46 PM] <Ashley> *Looks at Shadow*
[10:05:04 PM] <ShadowOphion> Hm? What's up Ash?
[10:05:06 PM] <Kyubey> badadadada, its the one and only D-O-double G
[10:05:14 PM] <Kyubey> SNOOP DOOOGG!!
[10:05:52 PM] <Ashley> Just...chillin
[10:06:16 PM] <ShadowOphion> Are you cold? I can turn on the heater if you want?
[10:06:42 PM] <Ashley> Its fine <3
[10:06:47 PM] <Kyubey> its getting hot in here (so hot) so take off all youre clothes
[10:07:59 PM] <Kyubey> and im so sick of love songs, so sad and slow...
[10:08:53 PM] <Kyubey> never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
[10:09:18 PM] <Ashley> Where was i, oh yeah
[10:09:54 PM] <Ashley> *puts my head on Shadows shoulder*
[10:10:05 PM] <ShadowOphion> You sure you're ok Ash?\
[10:10:19 PM] <ShadowOphion> You seem off
[10:10:30 PM] <Ashley> Yeah, totally =
[10:11:24 PM] <Kyubey> woooah, here she comes. look out or she'll chew you uuup. woooah here she comes. shes a maneater...
[10:11:49 PM] <ShadowOphion> Cause, I mean, I can get you anything if you need it Ash
[10:13:02 PM] <Ashley> Lube isnt forcing you to be nice to mer...is he?
[10:13:04 PM] <Kyubey> i wanna be, the very best. that noone ever was. (ba buh ba da!)
[10:13:11 PM] <Ashley> Me*
[10:13:28 PM] <ShadowOphion> No, of course not
[10:13:48 PM] <Ashley> Omg, your the sweetest person ever XD
[10:14:04 PM] <ShadowOphion> I get that alot
[10:14:47 PM] <Kyubey> so wake me up when its all over. when im wiser and im older...
[10:15:25 PM] <ShadowOphion> Why would you think Lube was forcing me to be nice to you?
[10:15:38 PM] <Kyubey> but if you close youre eyes, deh opp deh opp deehdeh oop deh opp...
[10:16:23 PM] <Ashley> All i need is your shoulder =D
[10:16:36 PM] <ShadowOphion> You sure that's all you need?
[10:17:04 PM] <Kyubey> Shoot me down and i wont fall, I am TITAAAAANIIIIIUUUM!!!
[10:17:32 PM] <Ashley> Maybe a mistletoe hanging above our heads...
[10:17:49 PM] <ShadowOphion> But Christmas is over
[10:17:57 PM] <Kyubey> pupupu pokerface pupupuckerface.
[10:18:14 PM] <Ashley> Imagination <3
[10:18:31 PM] <ShadowOphion> I'm not sure I follow
[10:18:59 PM] <Ashley> Pretend like its Christmas XD
[10:19:22 PM] <ShadowOphion> Wait, what do you mean?
[10:19:25 PM] <Ashley> You know what...
[10:19:36 PM] <Ashley> We dont need the mistletoe
[10:19:58 PM] <ShadowOphion> What do you mean?
[10:20:24 PM] <Ashley> *kisses Shadow*
[10:20:26 PM] * Kyubey pops up between Ashley and ShadowOphion
[10:20:31 PM] <Kyubey> AAAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE, WIIIL ALWAYS LOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAEIIE!!!!
[10:20:54 PM] <Ashley> *Jumps up*
[10:21:01 PM] * ShadowOphion falls out of the couch





*sidenote: They are shipped. Kyubey is cockblock blocked the second time they kiss.


Kyubey: Shadow and Ashley sittin in a- *THWAK* thud* tree…
Sexy_Senpai: NO! YOU CAN’T SING!
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